Has Meghan Markle Finally Found Her Image Savior — and It’s Not Prince Harry?
Good morning, everyone — lovely to see you today! Thanks for joining me under these glorious sunny skies. Yes, it seems spring has officially arrived in parts of the UK, and it’s not bad, is it? After months of bleak winter and burning through heating allowances (cheers, Rishi), it’s nice to soak up some sunshine — and best of all, it’s free!
But speaking of the unexpected, let’s talk about Meghan Markle — and whether she’s found someone to finally “rescue” her… and no, it’s not Harry.
You see, Meghan recently returned to Instagram with much fanfare, expecting her millions of followers to instantly embrace her content — dancing in the sand, scribbling motivational words in the surf, homemade jam and sun tea. But the reception? Less royal applause, more raised eyebrows.
Apparently, Meghan’s come to realize that writing “gratitude” in the sand while bottling lavender honey might not scream “entrepreneurial genius” to those being asked to pay luxury prices for it. Influencing, it turns out, demands a bit more polish — and perhaps, just a touch of sophistication.
Enter Jake Rosenberg — a name from Meghan’s past, and someone she now believes can revamp her public image. Jake isn’t new to the scene. He’s been a close friend since her Suits days in Toronto, and his photography portfolio includes names like Ellie Goulding and Reese Witherspoon. But one muse he returns to repeatedly? Meghan herself.
During her recent tours to Nigeria and Colombia, Meghan made sure only pre-approved, highly edited photos reached the press — a tightly controlled narrative. And now, with the help of Jake, she’s aiming to replicate that same magic as she relaunches her brand as an influencer and lifestyle entrepreneur.
According to well-placed sources, Jake’s been brought back on board to shoot a fresh batch of glamorous, high-gloss images — ones that will gradually roll out in the coming months. This, we’re told, is an effort to drown out the snarky memes and parody videos online mocking her attempts at culinary sophistication on Netflix (yes, that show with the infamous jam-in-a-bag scene).
Jake, whose services don’t come cheap, is said to be thrilled to be working with Meghan again. And he’s reportedly promising visuals that will redefine her image and steer the brand into more elevated territory.
There’s even buzz that her recent meeting with Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow played a part in this shift. Apparently, Gwyneth gently suggested Meghan might want to rethink the tone and quality of her content — after all, asking consumers to spend a small fortune on a pot of jam demands a little more aesthetic effort.
And Meghan? She’s all in. She’s reportedly told friends, “No one captures me like Jake does. I look my most glamorous through his lens. I finally feel like I’m on the right track.”
So — can Jake Rosenberg be the key to turning Meghan’s lifestyle empire into the aspirational brand she’s always envisioned? Meghan certainly seems to think so.
This is Neil Sean, reporting from the heart of royal drama — where the sunshine’s free, but image makeovers definitely aren’t.